like a psychotic rainbow (raindroproses) wrote in metaquotes,
like a psychotic rainbow
raindroproses
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"Not knowing any Spanish, Lieutenant Asshat just asked me when Cinco de Mayo was.

"I said, 'It's May fifth. I learned that from Sesame Street. I believe that was the episode Big Bird got wasted and puked in Oscar's garbage can.'"

--the always hilarious apocalypsos
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