A Supremely Black Tai Affair (setissma) wrote in metaquotes,
A Supremely Black Tai Affair

From ursulav, who's been doing a lot of gardening lately:

There was so much pollen, in fact, that by the end, my mouth was dry and gritty with chartreuse gunk (not that it was chartreuse at that point, but y'know.) I could feel the grit.

And since I know what pollen IS, this naturally left me with the unavoidable and disturbing feeling that I had somehow accidentally performed oral sex on a tree.

I like to think I'm a reasonably well adjusted individual, but some things are just wrong.
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