And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen
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Do *not* ask a cattle farmer's son to "lace you up tightly."

A) You will need to use the door frame to brace yourself.
B) You will NOT be able to breathe.
C) You WILL need to spend 10 minutes in the ladies' loo at the York loosing the corset laces so that you don't faint.

-- darthfi
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