In my email box today:
I love it. I'll buy thirty of them. Shipped right here. Fed Ex. Overnight. C.O.D. I'll even give the driver some, and a few for his wife.
...whaddya mean you can't ship Bukkake? I'll go and pick it up, then. Yeah, give me a crate full. Nice Hannukah bush by the way.
*looks up dictionary definition of bukkake*
OH MY GOD