INCH LONG ANT APPEARING FROM NOWHERE. ICK ICK ICK AND IS IT GOING TO JUMP ON ME. NO. BUT ICK.
IT LOOKS LIKE IT WANTS TO EAT ME. AM TEMPTED TO MAKE THE DOG EAT IT, BUT DOG WOULD RUN AWAY. STUPID DOG, EATING INSULATION BUT NOT MONSTER ANTS.
IT IS BLACK AND EVIL AND IT WOULD BE A COOL MINION IF IT DIDN'T MAKE ME WANT TO SQUISH IT AS SOON AS I SEE IT.
Is not in good smiting position. Shall continue to observe until such time as I receive a large boot and it gets off the wall.