Little Miss Procrastination... (spidersilk) wrote in metaquotes,
Little Miss Procrastination...
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*laughs*

Snagged from the spoof Vincent Valentine journal; emo_stigmata

"...hang on, there's a noise in the basement. Either Yin-Yang is knocking over coffins, or I've missed a fangirl.

...back now. It was a fangirl, as I suspected. And she was filling my coffin with...things. Various rubber phallic instruments--some with buttons on them--and tubes of a substance I'm not familiar with. Whatever it is, it's cherry-flavored. It smells nice, anyway...is it some sort of bath gel?"


*cracks up*

People should go read this journal...it's priceless!

XD

~Ami
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