store reading the tabloids with their pictures on the front laughing at
Aliens advise Elessar (With pasted together picture)
Horse Boy born in Edoras (usual picture)
Arwen's pregnancy tragedy, the real story she won't tell Elessar.
The End is Near, secret code in Silmarillion reveals
Morgoth's Face on evil potato
Photos of Éowyn and Faramir at nude beach in Dol Amroth