Kristin with an I (silverhill) wrote in metaquotes,
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silverlucifer: Jesus is so NOT OOC! He's the Lord! Anything he does is IC! I can make him dance with Satan and he'd be IC! In fact, I think I'll start up a new rpg just for my personal Jesus. He and Judas are sekrit lovers and Jesus actually made a pact with Satan in the beginning.

I shall play the part of Peter! A humble fisherman who is actually a craps dealer at night and a transvestite on the weekends by the name of Mary.


phuries: Um, no, excuse me. You are totally, utterly mistaken. Jesus did not make a pact with Satan. He made a pact with SHIVA. It doesn't say that in the New Testament, but it's completely in character if you're following the RPG. See, what happened was that Jesus went to India since Jerusalem was outsourcing all its prophet jobs. And if you'd actually bothered to look at the posts back circa March 1999, you'd see that our Shiva player spent a lot of time cultivating that relationship. Our Judas was actually sent back in a time warp. He's this 6'5" black guy, and he was getting it on with Pontius on the side. Pontius, not Jesus. ...

Amid the wank here on deleterius
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