Thessalian (thessalian) wrote in metaquotes,
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"...nothing sells like faeces"

"Yes, that's exactly what I want to convey my feelings for the woman who bore me on the morn of her fiftieth year. A dog sculpting a cake out of his shit, then sticking a bone into it, which he then lit on fire, making it an unintentionally macabre dessert right out of the Patisserie de Sade, and grinning crazily like he just painted the fucking Sistine Chapel, right before he starts singing in front of it."

-- catvalente, here, on e-cards
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