"In the beginning, God said 'Let there be primordial sludge.' So, there was. Over time that sludge clumped together and formed stuff. Mini-malls, planets, Tomatoes, squirrels, people, water buffalo etc., (in the order). God came back from his nap, (which was required by the daycare center), and said: 'Mrs. Hampton.... somebody messed up my sludge!'"