And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

I cannot find the expiration date on my box of Saltines! This is causing me much distress. I know they've been in my pantry unopened for quite some time...before christmas maybe. But then after some thought, do Saltines actually have an expiration date? Being merely flour, air, and salt they may have a longer shelf life than the plastic they're wrapped in... This is a mystery to consider.
-- inkysweet

If I see one more slimy Harry Potter fic depict Hermione Granger as some long-legged, missle-titted sex bomb and throw her into the sack with freaking Severus Snape, there may come a time in the future that sees me scrubbing the sordid, bloody evidence of various homicidal impulses away from my otherwise immaculate person.
-- glamoursnipe

Every time you write a Mary Sue, God kills a decent author. Please think of the decent authors. O_O;;
-- hopetofly
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