The Ronin Esper (cmzero) wrote in metaquotes,
The Ronin Esper
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If it weren't for ursulav I'd never have anything to post here.

This time, she's reporting a very awkward conversation she had with the hotel front desk, who was forewarned:

ME: Hi! We are about to have a very awkward conversation!

YOLANDA OF THE HOTEL: We are?

ME: Are you ready?

HOTEL: I'm ready!

ME: Are you braced?

HOTEL: Let's do this!

ME: The couple in the room next to me is having incredibly loud sex.

HOTEL: Oh sweet baby Jesus.


The context is enthusiastic!
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