Fandom's not like the kindergarten lunch line. You can't call dibs on things.
Not, of course, that that will resolve the question of who are the true Science Brothers™.
ETA: The Fandom Wank context post has been yanked, at least one participant having been discovered to be underage.
ETA Part 2: mosellegreen has posted a new account of the wank, edited to omit the participant in question.