Alketaire (alketaire) wrote in metaquotes,
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In a post on sf_drama, lost_garnet proposes a homeschooling schedule for snarkees:

8 am : Math on Shiny Goldplated Calculator
9 am : English Literature Read Aloud By Jeremy Irons with Backing String Quartet
10 am : 99 Utensils But a Butterknife Ain't One - Dining Etiquette in High Society
11 am : Dressage Lesson with Uncle Mitt
12 pm : Lunch (to be served in the Palm Room - Confit of Duck with Fennel Puree & Roasted Aubergines and Saffron Souffle.)
1 pm : Guest-Lecturer Julian Fellowes on Poor People - How to Identify & Avoid Them
2 pm : Geography - CAPITALISM BOOTSTRAPS AMERICA, FUCK YEAH.
3 pm : Art - Papier-Mache Bald Eagles made out of 100 dollar bills and watered-down Elmer's glue which was bought specifically for Mommy's little Piddums AND NO ONE ELSE.
4 pm : The lowering of the American flag and singing of the school song (Money (That's What I Want)) will be followed by light refreshment (champagne and caviar) served in the conservatory.

Context hates segregation based on income inequality and Roseart crayons.
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