my penis is a light post lighting my way home. my penis is an all attractions amusement park where men, women, and children alike can rides the rides free of charge in a sweet euphoric environment all day long. my penis is the open bar at a five star hotel that serves only the finest beverages to the finest customers. my penis is the super bowl, billions of people watching, wishing they were in the game, but only the best of the best participating. my penis is a starving ethiopian child with a can of non perishable food and no can opener. my penis is just. my penis has a first name, it's O S C A R. my penis is clean. my penis likes to feel dirty. my penis is loved. my penis prefers not be called my cock but instead my muscle of love. my penis knows the meaning of life. my penis IS the meaning of life.