Ack. o_o; I just upgraded AIM, which is now filled with the wonders of "LET'S NOTIFY YOU WHEN EVERYONE ON YOUR BUDDY LIST DOES SOMETHING"
(Person is idle.)
(Person is back from being idle)
(Person2 has signed online)
(Person3 has signed off.)
(Person 4 has expressed sexual desire towards you)
(Person 5 agrees to bring alcohol)
from a locked post with permission.