d_s (donnaidh_sidhe) wrote in metaquotes,
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There's a thing called a bloodless castrator. Costs about $200 US, last I checked, and it's basically a huge pair of anvil pliers. You clamp it on the scrotum above the testicles, leave it for two minutes, and then unclamp it and the vas have been severed.

You can also dock tails with it, and it fits in your purse.

It does not make julienne fries, however.


(noveldevice in here re: this website--not for the faint of stomach)
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