The Bear Jew (oliveoyl) wrote in metaquotes,
The Bear Jew

how to lure your kitten back home, by anj

'Dad told us to get a blanket that he likes to sleep on and drag it around the surrounding blocks to create a scent trail for him to follow home. We used a pair of shorts that Nero likes to sleep on in the hallway. I tied a string to one of the beltloops and hauled it around the neighborhood with Gina. People stared at us, of course, walking a pair of pants the way we were. Gina named the shorts "Sophie". I started talking to and coaxing the pants whenever people were nearby. When they weren't, I called, "THE POWER OF PANTS COMPELS YOU," to any cats lurking nearby.'

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