Me: *Blinks* No...Victoria's Secret.
Roomie: Oh. Well, that would be a pretty cool shirt.
Me: Did they even have sex in the Victorian era? I mean, it's like they touched skin to skin for more than five seconds and the girl was automatically pregnant.
Roomie: That's gotta suck for strippers, then, man.
Me: Victorian strippers? What are they gonna do? Take off their hat? Roll their socks down?