freaky like the daughter of a pastor (blackperson) wrote in metaquotes,
freaky like the daughter of a pastor
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Roomie: What's your shirt say? Victorian sex?
Me: *Blinks* No...Victoria's Secret.
Roomie: Oh. Well, that would be a pretty cool shirt.
Me: Did they even have sex in the Victorian era? I mean, it's like they touched skin to skin for more than five seconds and the girl was automatically pregnant.
Roomie: That's gotta suck for strippers, then, man.
Me: Victorian strippers? What are they gonna do? Take off their hat? Roll their socks down?


- ahumblepen
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