All emo from my impeachment (brooding_soul) wrote in metaquotes,
All emo from my impeachment

From slodwick, posted with permission:

So, The Mom & Step-Dad went to IKEA today, and they brought back two lamps, one of which was to go in my bedroom.

Anyway, The Mom and I are standing in the kitchen, assembling my lamp, and I was having trouble getting the upright portion to thread properly onto the base, when the following exchange was had:

The Mom: Maybe if you flip it over, and try the other end?

Me: No, no... that won't work. See? It'd be two male ends.

The Mom: Well, that'll never do. It would threaten the sanctity of the lamp.
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