evilhf: I hope Dick brings you something today. :D I'd love Dick then.
whiski_sour: I'd love Dick if he brought me something today, too. But, alas, no Dick today.
evilhf: I thought for sure you'd get Dick today.
What happened to that mailman's addage "through wind, or sleet, or hail"? Does this not apply to Dick?
whiski_sour: Evidently, there are different rules for Dick.