Si appellem me mendacem, mentiarne? (apiphile) wrote in metaquotes,
Si appellem me mendacem, mentiarne?
apiphile
metaquotes

one for the MCR fans as art appreciation goes a little X-rated with stratospherique

apiphile: I THINK HE MAY HAVE EATEN MY VAGINA WITH HIS BRAIN, GOOD SHOW.

stratospherique: HE CANNOT EAT YOUR VAGINA HE IS TOO BUSY WITH MINE.

apiphile: I'M SURE HE CAN MULTITASK.

There's a good question: is it gay if your vaginas touch while a guy is eating them?

stratospherique: Yes, even through a pillow, but 1) There's nothing wrong with it, and 2) WE COULD SAVE LIVES WITH OUR GAY VAGINAS.

apiphile: I'M PRETTY SURE MY VAGINA BRINGS ONLY DEATH AND SUFFERING.

stratospherique: NOT WHEN GERARD IS DONE WITH IT. IT WILL BRING DEATH AND SUFFERING AND SALVATION AND AN ARMY OF EMO TEENAGERS WILL THANK YOU FOR SAVING THEIR LIVES.


Context's vagina saves lives, you know.
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 12 comments