Meryddian (meryddian) wrote in metaquotes,
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Nine months can't come fast enough

dendraphile is laying down the law to her unborn twins:

"Dear Grublings,

Please stop making me vomit. I really don't like it, and if you have any hopes of getting a car, computer, or pony from me, you are NOT assisting your cause. Knock it off. From now on, each time I throw up I'm taking a dollar out of your college fund. Then every time you make a student loan payment, you can remember that I spent a few miserable months puking because you just HAD to occupy my uterus. Honestly, grublings, I thought we had gotten past this. You're big fetuses now, you need to start accepting some responsibility."




Context is looking forward to the date of delivery. QWP.
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