Malediction Schadenfreude. (misselegy) wrote in metaquotes,
Malediction Schadenfreude.

madeline_may is not impressed with Brooke Hogan's new album cover:

And the Angel(?) said unto them, "Fear not, for I bring you good tidings of great tanning booths.

Lo, this day, a trainwreck has been born. You shall find her likeness being sold on t-shirts on the boardwalk, to be worn as a joke or by your step-father as he eyes you uncomfortably from the other side of the porch while downing a third beer at 11 o'clock in the morning."

And yea, the Lord saw that it was trashy.

Context is probably no longer comforted by the thought of angels.

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