notmordant (notmordant) wrote in metaquotes,

"I was a chef! Chefs do that!"

c00kie finally works out the meaning of her inbox spam:

I keep getting spam mail addressed to someone named Linda. After thinking about it, I can only come up with one conclusion.

I'm a spy.

It's the only thing that makes sense. I'm an amnesiac spy and now my contacts are trying to get to me through spam mail. They want me to become a CSI investigator and loose a few pounds by drinking Acai berry juice.

Also, they seem to think I have a lot of credit card debt and a need to get laid.

I just want to know when I'm going to remember karate.

context is snug as a bug in a sleeper cell.
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