I keep getting spam mail addressed to someone named Linda. After thinking about it, I can only come up with one conclusion.
I'm a spy.
It's the only thing that makes sense. I'm an amnesiac spy and now my contacts are trying to get to me through spam mail. They want me to become a CSI investigator and loose a few pounds by drinking Acai berry juice.
Also, they seem to think I have a lot of credit card debt and a need to get laid.
I just want to know when I'm going to remember karate.
context is snug as a bug in a sleeper cell.