MY SISTER, THE NON-TREK-FAN: You know, I never realized before that when Vulcans say they’re “emotionless,” what they mean is “constantly irritated.”
ME: Cripes, and you haven’t even met Tuvok yet.
Anyone who makes a Killin’ Neelix program in the holodeck has at least a few anger issues.*
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