SANDWICHES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!

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anandrine: Dear Dell: I have never used my pink Dell laptop to look up recipes, diet tips, or workout regimes. Just sayin'.

excusemesenator: because you're too busy making me MY GODDAMN SANDWICH, ISN'T THAT RIGHT BITCH?

anandrine: This is my sandwich, step off.

I was using it to shop for lingerie, though, like any good woman.

excusemesenator: You were using a sandwich to shop for lingerie?

God, maybe you women DO need this website.