luno (luno) wrote in metaquotes,
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Apologies to TMBG. Or not.

In ontd_political, mhael comments with a tune that explains the state of the union in understandable terms:

Partisan-Man, Partisan-Man...
Doin' the things a Partisan can.
What's he like- it's not important.
Partisan-Man.
Is a cock? Or a talking head?
When he's in politics does he sling mud?
Or does the mud sling him instead?
Nobody knows; Partisan-Man.

Emanuel-Man, Emanuel-Man...
Emanuel-Man hates Partisan-Man.
They have a fight; Emanuel wins.
Emanuel-Man.

President-Man, President-Man...
Workload the size of the universe Man.
Usually kind to smaller man, President-Man.
He's got a watch with an executive hand,
Legislative hand, and judicial hand,
and when they meet it's a happy land!
Powerful man; President-man.

Republican-Man, Republican-Man...
Hit on the head with an Election pan.
Scared to death of President-Man
Republican-Man.
Is he depressed, or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who feels bad for Republican-Man?
Degraded man; Republican-Man.

Emanuel-Man, Emanuel-Man...
Emanuel-Man hates Republican-Man.
They have a fight; Emanuel wins.
Emanuel-Man.
;)


QWP. Baby's got sauce.
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