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Apologies to TMBG. Or not.
gromit
luno wrote in metaquotes
In ontd_political, mhael comments with a tune that explains the state of the union in understandable terms:

Partisan-Man, Partisan-Man...
Doin' the things a Partisan can.
What's he like- it's not important.
Partisan-Man.
Is a cock? Or a talking head?
When he's in politics does he sling mud?
Or does the mud sling him instead?
Nobody knows; Partisan-Man.

Emanuel-Man, Emanuel-Man...
Emanuel-Man hates Partisan-Man.
They have a fight; Emanuel wins.
Emanuel-Man.

President-Man, President-Man...
Workload the size of the universe Man.
Usually kind to smaller man, President-Man.
He's got a watch with an executive hand,
Legislative hand, and judicial hand,
and when they meet it's a happy land!
Powerful man; President-man.

Republican-Man, Republican-Man...
Hit on the head with an Election pan.
Scared to death of President-Man
Republican-Man.
Is he depressed, or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who feels bad for Republican-Man?
Degraded man; Republican-Man.

Emanuel-Man, Emanuel-Man...
Emanuel-Man hates Republican-Man.
They have a fight; Emanuel wins.
Emanuel-Man.
;)


QWP. Baby's got sauce.

mhael wins the internets.

I AM SEEING RAHM SPEAK ON FRIDAY.

If you do with your ears what your icon illustrates, PICS PLZ.

Now the song is stuck in my head.

Mine too!

Dooot doo doo do do do dah do do do...

That is positively brilliant. I'm singing it right now.

so much win....that we need a new word. I vote for awesowin. (awesome + win )

Someone needs to send this to the Johns so they can record it this way!!!

The one damn morning I don't check ontd_p right away, and this is what I miss. Damn it.

Freakin' WIN.

Republican-Man, Republican-Man...
Hit on the head with an Election pan.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The whole thing is excellent, but this is the bit that had me LOLing and spilling tea :-)

I'll just join the chorus and say you win at life. Hee.