Baby, I'm gonna do you till you can juggle. (shaysdays) wrote in metaquotes,
Baby, I'm gonna do you till you can juggle.
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Warning- context has someone in stitches. And not in the haha way.

I was cutting an avocado with a butcher knife (it was the only clean one, and I was running late... I R SMRT) and it slipped.

It's kind of funny, my husband tried to convince me that we could just slap some butterfly bandages and/or liquid stitches on it and I'd be OK. I bundled my finger in a wad of towels and we went to CVS and bought a bunch of crap. We came home and I opened up the towels... my husband's exact words, said very calmly, were: "I am no longer confident that we can fix this ourselves."

bitterwinters gives everyone the finger. P's been Q'd.
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