Je mourrai sans remords. (elmo_loves_me) wrote in metaquotes,
Je mourrai sans remords.
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern aren't dead?

smilesawakeyou and wolfishinsanity get a little... excited. QWP.

Capslock warning, but I think it's well worth it. :)

smilesawakeyou: ROSNGUIL PWNS WAITING FOR GODOT, DUDE. I MEAN, DOES IT HAVE GARY OLDMAN AND TIM FUCKING ROTH? I THINK NOT. THEY ARE THE BIGGEST BADASSES TO BAD THE ASS.

wolfishinsanity: THIS COMMENT NEEDS TO GO ON FOREVER, BECAUSE IT IS MADE OF MORE WIN THAN SEABISCUIT.

smilesawakeyou: UM, IT'S TRUE. I MEAN, GAZ IS HOT EVEN WHEN HE'S A CRAZY RUSSIAN MOTHERFUCKER THREATENING THE PRESIDENT OR WHEN HE'S A CREEPY SPACE DOCTOR AND SKEEZING ON LITTLE ROBINSON KIDS OR WHEN HE'S TRYING TO MURDER NATALIE PORTMAN. AND TIM FUCKING ROTH SPENDS THE BETTER PART OF RESERVOIR DOGS STUCK TO THE MUTHERFUCKING FLOOR IN A POOL OF HIS OWN INSIDES AND HE STILL IS MASSIVELY BADASS AND HOT.

THAT POWER COMBINED WITH BOTH STOPPARD, SLASH, AND SHAKESPEARE? DEADLY.

wolfishinsanity: GARY IS JUST HOT. END OF STORY. BYE BYE.
AND TIM IS, LIKE, ORGASMIC. IT'S THE LOOK IN HIS EYES THAT SAYS "I KNOW I'M SEXY, BUT I'M GONNA PRETEND I DON'T, CAUSE IT MAKES ME EVEN MORE SEXY Y/Y?"

I'M PRETTY SURE SHAKESPEARE HAD IT ALL PLANNED OUT. "HEY, LET ME WRITE SOME INCREDIBLE STUFF SO THAT OTHERS WILL WRITE INCREDIBLE STUFF ABOUT MY INCREDIBLE STUFF AND ALL THE GIRLS IN THE FUTURE CAN JIZZ IN THEIR PANTS."
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