just a Holocene voyager (dharmavati) wrote in metaquotes,
just a Holocene voyager
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erunamiryene speculating the ultimate fate of a candidate with a very, um, active youth:

I want to see god's face when Peter hands him the dossier on this guy.

"Sir? The new guy's here."
"Give me his ... jiminy christmas, this thing's huge!"
"He was ... busy down there, sir."
"Apparently. What did he do?" *reads* "Um ... what?"
"He says he did it all in your name, sir."
"Send that twatwaffle in here right now" *puts on his robe and smiting hat*


Context is beyond bizarre. You were warned. :P
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