omg_anime: "Would you like to hear about the healing power of Jesus Christ?" scares away most weaboos. I never did figure out why, exactly, but it works.
dv8nation: I'd try "Would you like to hear about Scientology?"
quietdream: "Would you like to hear about the Jesus-healing power of Scientology?"
Context will soon find salvation.
Not exactly QWP (only one person replied) but just re-read the rules, and apparently that only applies to locked posts anyway. Hit me if I'm mistaken.