the queen of all schadenfreude (animamea) wrote in metaquotes,
the queen of all schadenfreude
animamea
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apocalypsos is suffering from paranoia-induced pregnancy (or perhaps midichlorians):

Why am I watching I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant?

Show: "She only gained ten pounds."
Me: "Hey, I've gained ten pounds!"
Show: "She still got her period like normal."
Me: "OMG, I still get my period like normal!"
Show: "She didn't even feel any movement."
Me: "Holy Christmas, I never feel any movement either!"
Show: "And then she had a baby."
Me: *gapes*
My hymen: "Oh, sweetie ..."

That's all she wrote (Edited for OMG I HATE RICH TEXT)
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