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A sequel, and The_Hunter...
aaargh!
rosin_dubh wrote in metaquotes
A few days ago, this happened to the_hunter.

And now... "Oh, cock..." the sequel:

"Dear The_ ,

Thank you for your two emails, which I have to say afforded me no small amusement (pun intended).
My wife found them equally amusing, but for different reasons, and I yield to her to furnish a suitable reply.


Dear The_ ,

As you may be aware, my husband is retiring in three months. However, the article to which you referred in your email has been semi-retired for a while now.
I will admit it was once magnificent. I married him for it. And his money. Mainly his money, to be honest. However, it is now, like his money, earning less and less interest.
I must therefore decline your request on his behalf. I'm pretty sure you would not want to take pictures that require having a necromancer on call. Perhaps instead we can interest you in a rather nice Swiss time piece.

Regards,

Mrs Geoff"



From here - qwp, flocked post.


OMG. I actually, literally did snort water up onto my keyboard. That has not happened in a long, long time.

lolol Oh god. This is fantastic.

*snort* Soda, meet monitor.

EPIC WIN.

Oh WOW that was awesome.

Whoever these people are, I want to meet them.

*snickering* This is just fabulous.

I think Mrs. Geoff is my new favorite person ever.

sort of worried that this is going to be taken down for violating rule 1, but holy crap, amazing

Hell no, I LOVE continuing sagas!

I so needed that laugh. My sincerest thanks to Mrs Geoff for absolutely making my week. :-D

Hahahahaha! XD That's excellent!

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Ahiru-chan! /Drosselmeyer voice