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princesskraehe wrote in metaquotes
There will be yard work today, friends and neighbors. Oh, yes.

At The Home Depot
Nemi
: *toodling around the garden department* BIG RED GERANIUMS!
Big Red Geraniums: *are big and red*
Nemi: GET IN THE CART, BITCHES!
Big Red Geraniums: *get in the cart*
Nemi: OMG TIKI TORCHES!
Tiki Torches: *are torches shaped like sadistic tiki gods*
Nemi: GET IN THE CART, BITCHES!
Tiki Torches: *get in the cart*
Nemi: GIVE TO ME A BIG-ASS ROTOTILLER!
Tool Chick: ABSOLUTELY.
Big-Ass Rototiller: *is a big-ass rototiller*
Nemi: GET IN THE TRUCK, BITCH!
Big-Ass Rototiller: *gets in the truck*
Nemi: *drives off*

There's going to be some
SRS GODDAMNED YARD WORK DONE TODAY. Do not fuck with me. I have a BIG-ASS ROTOTILLER. By 1300h, there will be a vegetable garden, the beginnings of Chiblet's Zen garden, and a whole bunch of dead shit in my yard. YA RLY.

And
then, I am going to go and eat burritos.

Oh
yes.

Entirety of post, flocked and QWPed.

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hee hee hee. Pancake rabbit approves of this post.

Oh god. I also mod a gardening board, I am so tempted to post this over there...

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Ohhh those. Some of them look cool; the rest just give me nightmare flashbacks of Survivor.

Why, were you on Survivor?

David Lindley is awesome

Tiki Torches at Twilight
Hula girls at the bar
All the guys from the office
Are throwing up their cars
Get to cooking a roast pig
Like it's done in the book
Say hello to your sweetie
With a casual look

LOL win. Good luck with the garden!

::falls off chair laughing::

Man.

This motivates me.

It just makes me feel tired.

Well I just had a serious lol.

Am with this poster in spirit, except I'm at Lowes.

Me too, ever since Home Depot switched their Nascar sponsorship to Toyota.

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THIS IS THE TROWEL THAT PIERCES THE HEAVENS

*cries*

8 acres of land and it's all landscaped to death. I CAN'T PLANT ANYTHING. I HATE YOU ALL.

this reminds me of the "like a boss" sketch on snl. the lonely island needs to buy the rights to this!

That garden will never know what hit it.

*sighs* Sometimes I miss Landscaping class. :(

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