Makeup: You will put me on now.
Jaida: I DON'T UNDERSTAND. *jabs lip gloss in the direction of eyes* OW IT BURNS.
Makeup: You need me to look fabulous.
Jaida: WHAT DO I DO WITH IT. *waves eyeshadow around the room, feels like a fairy*
Makeup: You need to ask someone competent for help.
Jaida: Oooh look this one is PURPLE *shakeshakeshake*
Makeup: I give up. You are one crap-ass girl.
Jaida: And THIS ONE is BLUE!
Mother: AHHH WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS BATHROOM?!