Irene (girlygothic) wrote in metaquotes,
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Because when doesn't midget porn lead to embarrassment?

turi_mackinnon: I can be a total ass sometimes. This afternoon I had a funeral to attend, my great aunt. I didn't know her very well, but she reminded me of my grandfather. The funeral was at 2pm, I wasn't gonna get out of work until about the same time and I had to work nearly an hour away. My mother told me it would be ok if I came straight from work, even if I were dirty. I wasn't very comfortable with this but figured it would be better to show up dirty than to not show up at all. So, I managed to get out of work by 1:40 and arrived at the church by 2:10. As I got out of the truck I nearly forgot to take my PDA for work off my hip. So I tossed it into the passenger seat and walk into the church. Of coarse things had already started and was not nearly as stealthy as I would have liked to have been. But I find my family and take a seat. About 15 minutes later I remember I have my cell phone in my pocket and turned on. At this point I start praying it doesn't go off. Wouldn't you know it not a minute after I remember the damn phone it goes off. Now I could have just apologized and moved on, but the ring tone didn't help. I had recieved a picture message, and the ring tone is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, when the grave digger comes around yelling "Bring out your dead." So here I am at a funeral with a room full of people I either haven't seen in a long time or have never seen and someone decides to send me pics of midget porn. Needless to say this may have been my most embarassing moment EVER.

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