I broke down and test drove one of the new Toyota Prias... freakin' sweet. Everything in this car, voice recognition on everything, including the stereo. I say "soul", it starts playing old school R&B. "Rock" makes it switch to rock and roll.
So I and the Toyota guy are cruising along some side streets, and some kids run out in front of the car. I hit the brakes (good brakes); the dealer guy, in a rare fit of non-plastic-grin, says, "Fucking kids."
About a minute afterward, I notice the radio'd switched to Michael Jackson.
Smartass car...
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EMPOWERING ACTION GARB ACTIVATED!
fieryphoenix laments Superhero Privilege: I'm a little jealous of how their leader can run around in a sports bra, bulgy tights, and a…
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Remember all those Fanficrants about what your Avatar OC wasn't allowed to bend?
joe_pwnz_pete's warning about headcanons and assumption brought back such memories: People are salty that they made assumptions about…
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cue piano music
(Anonymous): I love the whole "contrasting dicks" thing as well. Like "the other man was thinner, but longer" Like why…