The New York Post reports today that men across the city are having less sex due to stress over the economy.
No, no, no, guys, you've got it all wrong. Sex is stress RELIEF. It's an instant mood enhancer. No matter how far south the economy goes, sex always feels good. Even the worst sex you ever had feels better than looking at your 401K. And it's FREE!
Sigh. On behalf of all men, I would like to apologize for what morons most of us are.
context (this is the entire entry, though), qwpped.