Rakish Ragabash (teacup_werewolf) wrote in metaquotes,
Rakish Ragabash
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Handle with Lulz

loveberry  Gives proper instruction on how to handle a package


Do not pee on or in package.

Do not use package to hold pancake batter.

Do not give package to Saint Bernard for use as chew toy.

Do not bathe with package.

Warning! Package not suitable for use as barrier method birth control!


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