tahngarth: Now, this is the story all about how, my immortal life got flip-turned upside-down, so I'd like to take a moment, hold back your quips, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a place called Apokolips.
In western New Genesis born and raised, on the battlefield I spent most of my days, chilling out, fighting and being all cool and then shootin' some O-rays outside of school, when a couple of gods, they were up to no good, started making trouble in the neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom goes blips and says "You're moving with your Uncle on Apokolips".
I whistled for a B-tube and when it came near, the Mother Box said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say this tube was crips, so I said "Yo forget it, home to Apokolips!"
I pulled up to the fortress about seven or eight and I yelled to the Mother Box "Yo holmes, smell ya later!". I looked at my kingdom, I finally came to grips with being the Fresh Prince of Apokolips.