I am by no means a vampire purist, okay? I am old enough to remember when Interview With the Vampire came out, and I couldn't be arsed to read Anne Rice then. Here's a vampire, there's a vampire, here's another little vampire, funny vampire, Cockney vampire, vampire vampire spoon. Whatever. It's just "vampire dates, stalks, emotionally batters, and eventually impregnates-with-hellbaby vulnerable teenage girl" -- well, that bites.
Context includes too much sparkle lotion and the new Twilight movie; flocked and QWP.