Mother Beech (mother_beech) wrote in metaquotes,
Mother Beech
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madmazula waxes dirtily poetic

Dirty Cook Song
Hey there pretty
What’s your name
I haves something that will
Drive you insane

Hey there gorgeous
You’re quite a treat
I have a meal that I’d
Like you to eat

Just close your eyes
Open your mouth
There’s nothing like these
Drinks from the south

It’s full of protein
No it’s not a shake
It’s like the icing
On a birthday cake

It’s organic
And man-made
Your mother liked it, so you
Shouldn’t be afraid

Just close your eyes
Open your mouth
There’s nothing like these
Drinks from the south

Look at that smile
I’m glad I came
Make sure not to spill ‘cause
That stuff will stain

You want seconds?
That’s really great
I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself
But you’ll have to wait


Context is rather sticky (apologies for posting/deleting/reposting, had brain fart.)
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