O.K. (caprinus) wrote in metaquotes,

Goldendoodles of Doom

filthspigot sends an urgent warning to the President-Elect! An excerpt:
A smarter Golden Retriever? This just means that you have a dog that is obsessive-compulsive about retrieving to the point where nothing else exists. Nothing. They don't want affection, they want to chase a ball. Toby plays fetch while he’s eating – he has his own personal game of jacks where he drops his ball, grabs a mouthful of food, drops the food on the floor, and eats however many kibbles he can before the ball stops bouncing (For science, I once threw a ball while he was taking a dump. … if you do acquire a Doodle I strongly advise against this).

Context has more Goldendoodle mayhem.

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