[Random Woman] (in winky-winky confidential tones): I'm just very concerned, and I thought I'd better get in to see him while I still can, before socialized medicine happens. I'm used to being able to see my specialists right away. I'm very concerned.
Me (brightly): Well, socialized medicine would be a wonderful thing, but I regret to say that we're probably at least a decade away at the earliest.
RW: Well, then, single payer. Isn't that even worse? Anyhow, I want to see him today, before the socialism.
Me: ::brains explode::
Make sure to read the context, before the socialism.