gwalla (gwalla) wrote in metaquotes,

ceruleanst has been playing Off-Road Velociraptor Safari:

Now, you might think that one of my sentimental disposition would balk at being so cruel to the same critters we fought so hard to rescue from doom in Dino Run. And perhaps it would be so if these raptors didn't have feathers, and the main body of those feathers were not a certain shade of peacock blue. It is this, I realized, that completes the collection of traits giving them just enough resemblance to the goddamned Roadrunner. I trust I don't have to explain to you why this makes it a great balm for all of life's frustrations to punt one so hard that its body flies over the canyon.
Context takes great pleasure in raptor roadkill.

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