Katherine (sacredchao) wrote in metaquotes,
Katherine
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gutterboylive advises Black Friday shoppers:

Worship your gods. Worship your HD, 32-inch, My Little iMermaid Wii Kitchen-Aid 400-thread-count X-Box fucking bargains.

And do not believe lies about a global recession or a credit crisis -- if you do not max out your Visa card in an attempt to buy your children's love, YOU ARE A BAD PARENT AND CHRIST HATES YOU.

Trample. Trample. Trample. Crowd and trample. Cull the weak from the herd and claim what is rightfully yours.

Oh, die. Die, my bitches. Be willing to die for your bargains.

In Jesus' and Sam Walton's names I pray.

Context is trying to find a parking space. Friends-locked, QWP.
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