kibbles: I'm not a huge fan of Domino's pizza BUT they have this FANTASTIC PIZZA TRACKER.
Although it's kind of pathetic to order Domino's because they're, like, a block away. Maybe if I'm lazy on a winter night.
kibbles: But. But. PIZZA TRACKER!!!!!111
pretzelcoatl: - Your pizza will be ready in 30 minutes.
- Your pizza is being delivered.
- Your delivery man just slipped on ice.
- The neighbors' pugs are eating his face.
- Way to go for not getting out of your house, jackass.
Context is 100% sure it's not your mom.