Jenn (kickthehobbit) wrote in metaquotes,
Jenn
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On ordering pizza online:

kibbles: I'm not a huge fan of Domino's pizza BUT they have this FANTASTIC PIZZA TRACKER.

pretzelcoatl: IAWTC.

Although it's kind of pathetic to order Domino's because they're, like, a block away. Maybe if I'm lazy on a winter night.

kibbles: But. But. PIZZA TRACKER!!!!!111

pretzelcoatl: - Your pizza will be ready in 30 minutes.
- Your pizza is being delivered.
- Your delivery man just slipped on ice.
- The neighbors' pugs are eating his face.
- Way to go for not getting out of your house, jackass.

Context is 100% sure it's not your mom.
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