Joysweeper (joysweeper) wrote in metaquotes,
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On Superheroes Sexy

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[info]juniper200</div>  : Now you've got it! Just lie back and let the bulge soothe you into complacency.

mmmmm....

schmevil  :
Soothe? I wonder if I can get it prescribed for my insomnia...

xidiomaticlogic  :
See, if I had a prescription for Cap's crotch, I wouldn't be getting much sleep at all..

schmevil  :
Sleep is more of a beneficial side effect, rather than the intended, immediate result of application of Cap's crotch. Other side effects include: inability to stop smiling and marked improvement in disposition.

juniper200  :
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Context feels better already.  Look over the other comments too.
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